Medicinal Drinking
I have embarked on a side project from teaching, raising kids and writing a novel about my adolescence (during my only break from reality each day in the shower)
I am compiling a research based / folk remedy / recipe compilation I will most likeley title.............
"Field Guide to Medicinal Drinking"
The following is an example of usable information from the text...........
WARNING!
There is less than 1/1,00th of 1% chance that "EGG N' GROG" will cause "the trotts"
"Fortunately, the alcohol in fortified eggnog helps protect against salmonella poisoning. Recent laboratory studies show that alcohol kills salmonella, a fact that has been corroborated in studies where the severity of a food poisoning outbreak was inversely correlated with alcohol intake. For people who ate the same contaminated foods, THOSE WHO DRANK THE MOST ALCOHOL WITH THE MEAL WERE THE LEAST LIKELY TO COME DOWN WITH FOOD POISONING."
dr. s,
are the e-coli (pronounced in such a way as to sound like the yodeller from the ricola commercials of years past) bacteria also represented by this inverse correlation?
signed,
hungry for late night taco bell
clinton, IL
They say you know you've made it as a musician when your driving down the street and hear your song on the radio.
Whell I "googled" "medicinal drinking" today and found I am the World's foremost authority on Medicinal Drinkin*!
I quickly removed my last name from the proposed book title.
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