EXTRA! EXTRA! Lady Gets Trumped By Tramp!
Feb 23: During a live Democratic debate between Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama on US soldiers in Afghanistan aired by CNN a strange bald man forced his way onto the set. The unidentified man shared a pina colada with Sen. Obama while giving Hilary the cold shoulder.
Sen. Obama has denies any previous encounters with the man and maintains that he has no clue as to his identity. Word on the street has it that the unidentified man bears an uncanny resemblance to Uninsured Vermonter #276 depicted in the online advertisements for Green Mountain Care. Though it appears the topography of his facial hair may have been altered in an attempt maintain anonymity.
Telephoned inquiries to Green Mountain Care as to the identity of Mr. #276 were not returned on Friday.
Ramifications of the incident are not yet known, but pollsters predict only positive outcomes. Early indications are showing that supporters are happy to see the Senator is able to drink from a sippy straw with such confidence and composure. They believe it shows depth of character and is a sign of good things to come.
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I cannot put into words how funny that picture is... I think one of my lungs might be permanently damaged from laughing too hard.
The swirl and speculation surrounding this story has run rampant since bad colonies' exclusive break yesterday. Many observers have postulated that the mysterious bald male may indeed be bad colonies' own political correspondent, S Nathaniel Beck.
Early this morning much of this speculation has been put to rest as S Nathaniel Beck's agent, Bob, has issued the following statement from his home in Vermont.
It is believed that his feverish support of Mr. Obama combined with a few spoiled fish tacos to result in the spectacle. Medical tests are pending. Mr. Beck has since traveled to California to report on the Oscars for bad colonies. His only comment thus far was an angry shot to the heckling crowd,
Sadly that just isn't true.
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